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• He must have seen the Love One Woman And 1 Several Cars Shirt panic on my face because he started laughing and held up a phone case. Explaining that his woman gave him money to buy an expensive case. But he went to the bar instead, so now he wants me to help him pick out the best phone case that Dollar Tree carries. I helped him find a phone case and confirmed with him that he wasn’t driving himself home. I think about this man nearly every day. I’d recently moved to another country and met an American guy with whom I’d decided to go drinking in a small village about a Love One Woman And 1 Several Cars Shirt half-hour away from the city where we both lived. We had a few beers, some laughs, a little karaoke, and decided to call it a night.
• I had finally resigned myself to the fact that I was either going to have to hold it in or piss myself on the back seat of this dude’s cab. When, suddenly, the American, fed up with what he (wrongly or rightly) perceived as being ignored. Grabs the wheel of the car and spins us off of the road. We go hurtling into a field, the driver slams on the breaks, and we narrowly avoid smashing headfirst into a tree. For the next thirty seconds or so. I have no idea what happened because I immediately jumped out of the car to ease my bladder. After the jubilation over my release had worn off, it finally occurred to me what the fuck had just happened. I looked up and saw the Love One Woman And 1 Several Cars Shirt American guy scuffling with the taxi driver that he had just scared half to death.

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• My seal had broken much earlier in the night, and, in the Love One Woman And 1 Several Cars Shirt taxi on the way home, nature called once more. I tried to hold it as long as I could, but it was a beer piss after all. At this point, I only knew a few words in the local language. So I asked my pal (who was fluent) to translate to the driver. That I’d appreciate it if he’d pull over so I could relieve myself. I’ve learned since then that the locals have a habit of: a. Pretending they don’t understand foreigners if it inconveniences them, b. Make no effort to listen when a foreigner speaks because they assume they won’t understand. Or c. genuinely don’t understand due to pronunciation and/or quirks related to different local dialects.
• I’ve no idea which of the aforementioned language barriers occurred on this particular night. But the driver continued to ignore the American even after he had repeated himself numerous times. He broke free and we started across the field. About five hundred meters away from the car, he realized. That he’d left his bag (including his passport!!!) in the car. He went back and I left. I hitchhiked for around ten minutes along the road until somebody picked me up. I later discovered that the Love One Woman And 1 Several Cars Shirt guy was an ex-marine with the words “I will kill you” tattooed across his chest. The armed forces had seriously screwed him up and he had huge anger issues.

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